Great Plan: George W. Bush Is Going to Campaign for Jeb!

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Ha, yes, wow, absolutely the right man at the right time: former President George W. Bush will be campaigning next week for never-going-to-be President Jeb Bush. Because if anybody’s going to turn this thing around, it’s the guy who left office with the lowest approval rating of all time.

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Per CNN, George W. will be leaving his busy, years-long cat-painting spree to head out next week to appear with Jeb at a campaign rally in North Charleston, South Carolina. He also made a campaign ad for his bro, in which he declares, “I know Jeb.” Yeah?

Happy birthday to Jeb and his wonderful judgment!


Contact the author at anna.merlan@jezebel.com.

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The Bush boys circa 2006 at the White House. Photo via AP Images

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How I imagine this conversation went:

Jeb: I need you to come campaign for me.

Dubya: No, I don’t want to. I hate campaigning. I want to paint pictures of myself in the shower. Politics is fucking terrible.

Jeb: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. But I’m losing. Like, bad. I need your help.

Dubya: NO! I was president of the United States and I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to do.

Jeb: BUT I HELPED YOU!

Dubya: Come on, man. You were there. You didn’t HELP.

Jeb: BUT MOM SAYS YOU GOTTA.

Dubya: ...fine.