¡Feliz Cumple, Señor Boosh!

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Happy 63rd birthday—that’s a little over four quinces—to Señor Jeb Bush, may your mamá rent you and Columba a bitchin’ limo with neon runners and, shit, because I feel sorry for you lately, tons of MDMA. !FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS, HE’ BOOSH!

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DISCUSSION

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andsmokeit

poll:

has george hw bush called Jeb to wish him happy birthday yet

a) no

b) nope

c) he mumbled it in the background when Babs called Jeb

d) he’ll say happy birthday in a week or two if jeb does well in South Carolina, with the excuse that he lost his old cell phone and couldnt remember Jeb’s number