Emmanuel Macron Receives Sensual White House Welcome

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French President Emmanuel Macron has popped by for the Trump administration’s first official state visit, and the two men are closer than ever, if President Trump’s tight baby-fingered embrace is any indication.


Macron has made it clear that he intends to have a good relationship with Trump despite their policy differences, an agenda that evidently requires he offer himself up to be squeezed and pecked like a small French teddy bear.

Upon Macron’s arrival in the U.S. yesterday, the two leaders planted a tree with a pair of golden shovels and then decamped to Mount Vernon with First Ladies Melania Trump and Brigitte Macron, where our president reportedly discussed his polls.

What fun we are all having:

Oui oui!

Ellie is a freelance writer and former senior writer at Jezebel. She is pursuing a master's degree in science journalism at Columbia University in the fall.


Masshole James, Unstable Genius

I’m not surprised, we have a very sensual President.