Donald Trump Jr. Inadvertently Reminds the Internet That Free Candy Is for Socialists

Donald Trump Jr., boy prince of trolling us all with his inner ugliness and outer flannel, has begun his familial Halloween celebrations by dressing his daughter as a cop and pretending to know what socialism is.

And while that’s not a sentence I’m proud of, neither is it a sentence I’m surprised in the least to have written for work.

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Based on this tweet, some possible things Donald Trump Jr. thinks socialism is: 1. as easy as taking candy from a baby 2. as easy is taking candy from his baby 3. as easy as taking candy from a tiny cop who earned it.

A key tenet of both Halloween and socialism that Trump Jr. has failed to grasp: free candy. That includes the candy his daughter received from relative strangers tonight, as well as whatever candy might befall a child who didn’t go trick-or-treating (who Trump seems to think is lazy and doesn’t deserve it??).

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I hope you’re ready for some wry commentary and jokes about Marxism!

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Something I just have a strong feeling about: Donald Trump Jr. will steal candy from a small child at some point this evening.

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Hannah Gold

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