Donald Trump Releases Video Apologizing for the Pussy Grabbing 

Looking very much like a man with a gun pointed at him just off-camera, Donald Trump released a video early Saturday morning apologizing, in a way, for the comments he made about grabbing women “by the pussy.”

Emphasizing that he’s been a vulgar pickup artist for at least a decade—we know, Donald—Trump briefly apologized before pointing out that Bill Clinton also did bad things.

“Anyone who knows me knows these words don’t reflect who I am. I said it, I was wrong, and I apologize,” Trump said. “Bill Clinton has actually abused women, and Hillary has bullied, attacked, shamed and intimated his victims.”

Here’s the full text of Trump’s statement, which he tweeted out with the caption, “This is my statement.”