Paul Ryan is willing to run for Speaker of the House... under some conditions. For instance, a workplace that allows him quality time with his family, the kind of workplace he doesn’t support for the rest of America. The Daily Show’s Jessica Williams outlined some additional riders that he might attach to his candidacy.

Personally, I’d contribute at least $25 toward a family set of Segways for Paul Ryan and progeny, just for the fucking hilarious photos.

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