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Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

CRIME! CRIME! CRIME?

Hereā€™s all the shit we couldnā€™t cover today:

  • Donald Trump repaid his lawyer, Michael Cohen, some amount between $100,001 and $250,000 in 2017, according to his financial disclosure form, which was released on Wednesday. The form didnā€™t say what the payment was for, but remember, if you will, that Cohen paid Stormy Daniels an amount between $100,001 and $250,000 so she wouldnā€™t talk about her alleged affair with the president. What does this mean? Crime? No crime? Crime? No Crime? Crime Crime Crime? Stay tuned, I guess? [New York Times/Talking Points Memo]
  • Speaking of those financial disclosure forms, uh, did you know that Melania Trump made between $100,000 and $1 million in Getty Image royalties? Must be nice! [Twitter via Kaitlan Collins]
  • Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson................welcome to the resistance. [NBC News]
  • You can finally buy meds from Canada, but only if you live in Vermont. [Politico]
  • Unlike the House Intelligence Committee, the Senate Intelligence Committee believes that Russia meddled in the 2016 Presidential election. We, like, know already, guys. [Talking Points Memo/Associated Press]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

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