After six years of dating, model Karlie Kloss has married the (comparatively speaking) least fucked up Kushner (Joshua Kushner).
People reports, after a three month long engagement, the couple held a small Jewish ceremony on Thursday in upstate New York. They plan on having a bigger wedding for friends and other loved ones in spring, an event that’s sure to be star studded and full of disgustingly beautiful women who could make a burlap sack look couture.
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Will they invite Kloss’s new in-laws, Jared and Ivanka, to said bigger wedding? Probably, right? Were they maybe even at the one held on Thursday? Was it awkward? I don’t know, but this is the stuff of nightmares.
DISCUSSION
1) Sorry Kaylors!!!
2) I sat next to Josh and Karli at a restaurant called Egg Slut and had no idea it was them. I just noticed there was a pretty white girl waiting outside the restaurant with us, and people went up to her for photos. It wasn’t until the end of brunch that the friend I was with was like “Oh...that’s Karli Kloss and her boyfriend.” Everything made a loooooot more sense lol. Also, Josh fucking inhaled his food.