After six years of dating, model Karlie Kloss has married the (comparatively speaking) least fucked up Kushner (Joshua Kushner).


People reports, after a three month long engagement, the couple held a small Jewish ceremony on Thursday in upstate New York. They plan on having a bigger wedding for friends and other loved ones in spring, an event that’s sure to be star studded and full of disgustingly beautiful women who could make a burlap sack look couture.


Will they invite Kloss’s new in-laws, Jared and Ivanka, to said bigger wedding? Probably, right? Were they maybe even at the one held on Thursday? Was it awkward? I don’t know, but this is the stuff of nightmares.

Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.

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