Congrats to Karlie Kloss on Being Officially Related to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner

After six years of dating, model Karlie Kloss has married the (comparatively speaking) least fucked up Kushner (Joshua Kushner).

People reports, after a three month long engagement, the couple held a small Jewish ceremony on Thursday in upstate New York. They plan on having a bigger wedding for friends and other loved ones in spring, an event that’s sure to be star studded and full of disgustingly beautiful women who could make a burlap sack look couture.


Will they invite Kloss’s new in-laws, Jared and Ivanka, to said bigger wedding? Probably, right? Were they maybe even at the one held on Thursday? Was it awkward? I don’t know, but this is the stuff of nightmares.

Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.

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Ashley Reese

1) Sorry Kaylors!!!

2) I sat next to Josh and Karli at a restaurant called Egg Slut and had no idea it was them. I just noticed there was a pretty white girl waiting outside the restaurant with us, and people went up to her for photos. It wasn’t until the end of brunch that the friend I was with was like “Oh...that’s Karli Kloss and her boyfriend.” Everything made a loooooot more sense lol. Also, Josh fucking inhaled his food.