'Check Out Sex Tape,' Presidential Candidate Tweets at 5 AM

Photo: AP
Photo: AP

Other than writing a series of unhinged tweets about former Miss Universe Alicia Machado, what was Donald Trump doing at 5 a.m. on Friday? Cocaine? Maybe! Who can say? Not us, certainly.


Never known for his discretion on the microblogging platform—there but for the grace of God, et cetera—the Republican presidential candidate took back his Twitter account from his more level-headed handlers and decided to launch a three-tweet rant about the woman he once called “Miss Housekeeping.”

What might have inspired Trump to express himself so incoherently at such an ungodly hour? Perhaps he’s just an early riser, or slept poorly. Perhaps he didn’t sleep at all. In any case, he is surely looking forward to the weekend.

Reporter, Special Projects Desk



my worst Miss U.

The possessive says it all.