Brave: Donald Trump Bunkers Down in Jersey Golf Club, Tweets at Men and Women of ICE to Stay Brave

On Saturday, while the people stormed the gates of his golf resort in war-torn Bedminster, New Jersey, under cover of his fortified hair helmet, Donald Trump tweeted some encouragement to ICE. Even under the most trying of circumstances, don’t lose hope!

He claimed again that he had seen ICE liberate towns from the gang MS-13; though ICE has provided documentation to the New York Times that it has indeed arrested hundreds of MS-13 members over the past year and a half, it remains unclear what or how Trump has seen, if anything, as those liberated towns are mostly immigrant communities.

By nightfall, the Democrats disbanded peacefully.

The golf course is safe.

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