Damn. Could never have seen this coming since Bobby Jindal announced he was running for President.
Jindal, Louisiana’s lame duck governor, has announced that he’s demoting himself from the debate kids’ table to the debate couch at home. He has pulled out. Coincidentally, thanks to Jindal’s archaic views of women’s health, pulling out is now the most reliable birth control method available to women of Louisiana. Hey-oh!
I will miss you, you simple, darling man. See you at tha crossroads.
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