Damn. Could never have seen this coming since Bobby Jindal announced he was running for President.

Jindal, Louisianaā€™s lame duck governor, has announced that heā€™s demoting himself from the debate kidsā€™ table to the debate couch at home. He has pulled out. Coincidentally, thanks to Jindalā€™s archaic views of womenā€™s health, pulling out is now the most reliable birth control method available to women of Louisiana. Hey-oh!

I will miss you, you simple, darling man. See you at tha crossroads.

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