New York. Paris. London. Milan. Washington, DC!!!

A group called Virginia Women for Trump hosted a Sunday “birthday extravaganza” for the president called a Tea for Trump. Naturally, it was held at the Trump International Hotel in Washington, DC. The event included high tea, conservative talking heads, and a fashion show featuring gowns by Andre Soriano, the designer behind the infamous(ly ugly) MAGA dress Joy Villa wore at the Grammys in 2017. What a day!

The New York Times reports that the event drew hundreds of enthusiastic attendees, though their high-profile honorees, like Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the recipient of the event’s MAGA Woman of the Year award, didn’t actually attend. At least they got Diamond and Silk, Antonio Sabato Jr., and Jack Posobiec! And, of course, someone walking the runway to North Korea’s national anthem.

From the Evenbrite description:

REPUBLICAN GLAMOR - STRONG WOMEN CELEBRATING OUR STRONG PRESIDENT. BRINGING TOGETHER GOD, POLITICS, AND FASHION!

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FASHION!

FASHION!

Here are some photos and videos from this hellscape:

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Glamour!

Fascinator hell!

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Jessica Rabbit cosplay?

A vintage piece!

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Whew!

Diamond and Silk, the black friends every Trump stan can claim whenever they say something racist!

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Ameirca’s Fashy Sherrif!

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Gotta go bye!!!

Woof!