Feb 28Save2/28/21The CDC Adds Another Vaccine to Its Inoculatory PolyculeHarron Walker3Good news for everyone brave enough to admit that vaccines are, in fact, good.
Feb 28Save2/28/21Saturday Night Live Pays Tribute to All You Psychos Who #SelfCare to Murder ContentHarron Walker35It’s Friday night. Your boyfriend is out at the bar with his friends. You have the apartment to yourself. We’re in…
Feb 28Save2/28/21Another Former Aide Has Accused Andrew Cuomo of Sexual HarassmentHarron Walker13A second former aide to Andrew Cuomo has accused the New York governor of sexual harassment.
Dirt Bag2/28/21Feb 28SaveDirt Bag2/28/21Dirt BagSome Gaga Dog-ga Updates!Harron Walker57While most of my questions about the Lady Gaga dognapping news cycle remain unanswered—including but not limited to w…
Saturday Night Social2/27/21Feb 27SaveSaturday Night Social2/27/21Saturday Night SocialSaturday Night Social: Few People Have Realized This Startling Fact About WandaVisionHarron Walker242Her name is Wanda his name is Vision.
Feb 27Save2/27/21The Covid Relief Bill Heads to the Senate...Without That Minimum Wage IncreaseHarron Walker59The House of Representatives passed the Biden administration’s coronavirus relief bill on Saturday, providing one…
Feb 27Save2/27/21Biden's Airstrikes in Syria Killed at Least 17 People, Wounding Several OthersHarron Walker56Administration officials are obfuscating the airstrikes in Syria that Joe Biden authorized on Thursday without…
Dirt Bag2/27/21Feb 27SaveDirt Bag2/27/21Dirt BagLady Gaga's Dogs Are Safe, but I Have Approx. One Million Follow-up QuestionsHarron Walker42Lady Gaga’s dogs are safe! But the ends on this story... They’re just so loose.....
Feb 2112/21/21U.S. Tops Half a Million Covid Deaths as Daily New Cases Decline NationwideHarron Walker5More than half a million people have reportedly died from covid-19 in the United States since the start of the…
Feb 2132/21/21Ted Cruz Violated CDC Covid Guidelines to Stage Those Photos of Him Handing Out WaterHarron Walker75After getting caught jetting off to Mexico while his constituents in Texas were literally dying, Ted Cruz decided to…
Dirt Bag2/21/21Feb 21SaveDirt Bag2/21/21Dirt BagThe Rumors About Teresa Giudice, Who Is NOT Holding a Gun to My Head Right Now, Are IncorrectHarron Walker20What???? The tabloids are saying that Teresa Giudice might have been responsible for originating those rumors about…
Saturday Night Social2/20/21Feb 20SaveSaturday Night Social2/20/21Saturday Night SocialSaturday Night Social: I Hope That New York TikTok Couple Never StopsHarron Walker324I don’t want to be dramatic, but I would simply die if that couple who moved to New York and started documenting…
Feb 20Save2/20/21Millions of Coronavirus Vaccine Doses Were Delayed by This Week's Brutal WeatherHarron Walker10Amidst all of the other bad shit that’s been happening over the past few days, the administration of millions of…
Feb 2012/20/21Naomi Osaka Won!!!!Harron Walker16Let’s just get this out of the way: I don’t understand tennis at all. I sort of picked up the scoring and calling…
Dirt Bag2/20/21Feb 201Dirt Bag2/20/21Dirt BagWell, Megan Likes Her Harper's Bazaar Cover!Harron Walker39A lot of people online didn’t seem to like Megan Thee Stallion’s new Harper’s Bazaar cover, unveiled on Friday. Per…
Feb 14Save2/14/21A Depressing but Romantic Moodboard for the Single Girl on Valentine's DayHarron Walker10Exactly what it sounds like. Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies! 🙃
Feb 1412/14/21New Royal Just DroppedHarron Walker32Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are having another baby!
Feb 14Save2/14/21Saturday Night Live Presents The Vagi—I Mean, Elbow MonologuesHarron Walker11It’s a Valentine’s Day miracle!!!! Something from a new episode of Saturday Night Live was very, very funny!!!!
Dirt Bag2/14/21Feb 14SaveDirt Bag2/14/21Dirt BagJoss Whedon Come Outside We Just Want to TalkHarron Walker68Eliza Dushku has voiced her support for those who claim that Joss Whedon is an awful, abusive tyrant on set.
Saturday Night Social2/13/21Feb 13SaveSaturday Night Social2/13/21Saturday Night SocialSaturday Night Social: Inject This Cinderella Revival Medley Straight Into My VeinsHarron Walker206With my deepest apologies to André 3000, who once said that “sometimes nostalgia is a cage,” I am very, very into thi…