Jan 9 2020
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I once poured a full bottle of water on an eight-year-old’s head after she called me a bitch. Bitch was (and still…
Sep 26 2019
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Sep 20 2019
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Kinda, yeah: Mandy Moore, “When I Wasn’t Watching” - Yes, Mandy Moore is back. “When I Wasn’t Watching” is her first…
Aug 2 2019
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Yas, I suppose: Ariana Grande and Social House, “Boyfriend” - Ah, yes, just what I’ve been waiting for: a song about…
Jul 26 2019
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No: Taylor Swift, “Archer” - I don’t hate this song, nor do I think there is anything particularly objectionable…
Jun 28 2019
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Y: Whitney Houston and Kygo, “Higher Love” - If you’re familiar with the oeuvres of both parties at hand, you know…
Jun 28 2019
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The first time I vaguely recall hearing a candidate speak Spanish was in 1999, during George W. Bush’s bid for…
Jun 21 2019
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Sure: Lil Nas X, “Rodeo” feat. Cardi B - While I genuinely love “Old Town Road,” the rest of the viral Atlanta…
Jun 14 2019
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Yeah, I think so: Charli XCX, “Blame It On Your Love” feat. Lizzo – The future, according to Charli XCX, looks like…
Jun 7 2019
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Y: Jonas Brothers, “I Believe” – I’ve been to the year 2019. Not much has changed, but the Jonas Brothers are back,…
May 30 2019
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Madre mía, ESTO ’TÁ ENCENDIDO.
May 24 2019
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If I have to hear this, fine: Ed Sheeran feat. Chance the Rapper and PnB Rock, “Cross Me” - I don’t particularly…
May 17 2019
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It sure is: Halsey, “Nightmare” - Uh, Halsey is the Paul Revere of the impending nu-metal revival. Who knew?…
May 15 2019
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Of all the aesthetically interchangeable superheroes, I find Batman to be the most likable, because he doesn’t fit…
May 10 2019
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I... don’t care: Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber, “I Don’t Care” - Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber are a few years too…
May 3 2019
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Y: Bhad Bhabie feat. Megan Thee Stallion “Bestie” - The world needs more songs devoted to friends—or rather muh’fucki…
Apr 26 2019
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N: Madonna and Maluma, “Medellín” (video) – Aside from this song’s already offensive and not well (if at all)…
Apr 26 2019
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“You guys gotta change the mic. It stinks,” Bad Bunny said in Spanish as he walked off stage after accepting his…
Apr 12 2019
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Yes, with luv: BTS feat. Halsey, “Boy With Luv” - I am genuinely concerned with how many times I’m going to listen…
Apr 5 2019
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Hell yes: BLACKPINK, “Kill This Love” (video) - In a pop music universe populated with the soft and sad stylings of…