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A new conspiracy theory has emerged via Twitter guy @JoeVargas, who has it on pretty good authority that Melania Trump is using a body double.

This theory, though quite certainly incorrect (the woman is having a slightly weird hair day, chill out), is just plausible enough to hit home.

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After all, although she wholeheartedly signed up for this, has Melania given off the impression that she is enjoying life right now? Did she, or did she not, recently record a PSA that felt disturbingly like a hostage video? Does she seem to like standing next to her husband, in general? Do bizarre, poorly thought-out decisions get made literally every day at this White House? Alternatively, would I believe it if someone told me that we are living in a crude video game developed by an alien teenager titled Hell Time, and that there is in fact a Westworld-esque army of Melania Trumps standing at the ready in a cellar below the White House? (I might!)

As you may remember, during the 2016 election a similar theory floated around pro-Trump and Russian troll social media accounts concerning Hillary Clinton, who was said to be—in addition to a murderer and a criminal—flagrantly concealing her dramatically failing health via a body double. In Clinton’s case, of course, this added to an endless, conspiracy-dotted list of reasons why the presidential candidate was Unfit To Serve and a Liar and a Weak, Disgusting Woman dying of Uranium-Benghazi-Soros-Clinton Foundation disease.

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In Melania’s case, though, would anyone really blame her if she, say, padlocked herself to a bannister in the executive residence and ordered her chief of staff to hire a rotating crew of professional clones to smile in a trench coat and sunglasses on her behalf? The half-serious theory that she is being played by a body double just proves that we want our First Lady to be reasonably crafty, and also that we’ve all gone completely insane.