Another President Cyber Golfer

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Barf BagWelcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Happy Valentine’s Eve. Buy me some flowers.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • President Trump apparently has a “room-sized golf simulator” in the White House. Obama had one before him, but this one is upgraded! This might explain what he was doing during his so-called Executive Time, except... he hasn’t even used it yet. [Washington Post]
  • Here’s Rep. Ilhan Oman questioning Iran Contra goon Elliot Abrams on his role in enabling mass killings in Guatemala:
  • Sen. Cory Booker, 2020 hopeful, is seeking out a lady vice president running mate. His ‘n hers? [Politico]
  • ICE is being sued over a policy that would keep immigrants in detention centers while their legal proceedings occur via videoconference call. Immigrant rights advocates call it a due process violation. [New York Times]
  • Alleged pro-choice Republican Sen. Susan Collins is doing some impressive mental gymnastics to defend confirming Justice Kavanaugh after he supported a Louisiana law that would have decimated abortion access in Louisiana. [CNN]
  • Ivanka Trump’s paid leave policy sucks, but she’s having a great time pushing for it [Washington Post]
  • Some ghoulish Wisconsin Republican lawmakers voted to remove Collin Kaepernick’s name from a Black History Month resolution. [Washington Post]
  • Hey, did you catch that Howard Schultz town hall on CNN last night? Thankfully, neither did I!
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be on Desus and Mero’s new show on Showtime!

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:


This has been Barf Bag.

Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.


The Gallup Poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year,

Did they poll the 1% or something? Because 2019 has had a rough start:

Tax Policy Center were that about 5 percent of taxpayers would see an average federal tax increase of about $2,800, and that is clearly happening.