And Here We Have Ryan Zinke's Goodbye Letter Written in Red Marker 

Wednesday is Ryan Zinke’s last day as Secretary of the Interior and pretend geologist, and apparently the only writing instrument left in his office was a red Sharpie. It’s the only way to explain why Zinke, hater of doors and tribal lands, wrote a goodbye letter that looks like this:

Can anyone read that? I cannot fucking read it.

Whatever. Bye, bitch!!!!!!