Screenshot: Twitter/@SecretaryZinke

Wednesday is Ryan Zinke’s last day as Secretary of the Interior and pretend geologist, and apparently the only writing instrument left in his office was a red Sharpie. It’s the only way to explain why Zinke, hater of doors and tribal lands, wrote a goodbye letter that looks like this:

Can anyone read that? I cannot fucking read it.

Whatever. Bye, bitch!!!!!!