Illustration for article titled And Here We Have Ryan Zinkes Goodbye Letter Written in Red Marker
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Wednesday is Ryan Zinke’s last day as Secretary of the Interior and pretend geologist, and apparently the only writing instrument left in his office was a red Sharpie. It’s the only way to explain why Zinke, hater of doors and tribal lands, wrote a goodbye letter that looks like this:


Can anyone read that? I cannot fucking read it.

Whatever. Bye, bitch!!!!!!

Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.

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