And Here We Have a Report About Donald and Melania Trump Making Out in the Dining Room of Mar-a-Lago

The intimacy, or lack thereof, between President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump has been meme fodder since the 2016 presidential election cycle. So I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but according to at least one book, the Trumps might actually love each other. And they reportedly show that love by making out? In front of everyone? Including their grandkids?

People reports that in a new book called Mar-a-Lago: Inside the Gates of Power at Donald Trump’s Presidential Palace, author Laurence Leamer shares several behind-the-scenes moments at the famed Florida resort. This includes anecdotes about Trump firing a chef for not preparing his steak well done and cursing another chef out over a Caesar salad!

But what of Mr. and Mrs. Trump? Apparently it’s “them against the world” and they work as a team. A team that likes to make out:

Leamer believes that First Lady Melania Trump, who married the president in 2005 and shares son Barron with him, is close with her husband (despite allegations he has been unfaithful and her habit of physically avoiding him).

Leamer describes observing them in the Mar-a-Lago dining room on Thanksgiving last year:

“They were holding hands, they were kissing as if nobody else existed, as if their kids and their grandkids didn’t exist. It’s just the two of them.”