There's a Pretty Good Chance Donald Trump Will Start World War III From His Bed 

Donald Trump, a man I keep having to remind myself is still President of the United States, gave an interview at Davos on Sunday with ITV’s Piers Morgan (whom, for the sake of Jezebel’s longstanding Piers Morgan ban, I will not further address.) Trump uselessly bumbled his way through a wide range of topics—mostly …

Melania a Mastermind?? The New York Times Investigates

The word “radical” has popped up repeatedly in the New York Times’ op-ed section lately: Donald Trump’s “radical honesty,” of someone who farts his thoughts, and Melania Trump’s “quiet radicalism” of someone who hates her shitty president husband. By the Times’ metric, “radicalism” could apply to taking a dump on the…

Bumble Doesn't Want Alt-Lite Clown Jack Posobiec, Or Even Someone Impersonating Him, Using Their App 

The feminist dating app Bumble has deleted an account that looks an awful lot like it belonged to Jack Posobiec, an enthusiastic pro-Trumper and a figure in the so-called “alt-lite” movement (alt-righters who claim not to be antisemitic or Neo-Nazi). Posobiec is best known for spreading Pizzagate conspiracy theories, …

Shark Charities Receive Uptick in Donations After Report That Donald Trump Hopes 'All the Sharks Die' 

In a 2011 interview with InTouch Weekly that was recently unearthed and published in full, Stormy Daniels, who alleges she had an affair with Donald Trump and was paid to keep quiet about it, tells the magazine about an evening she says she spent with him in a Beverly Hills hotel room, talking about sharks ’n stuff…

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Don't You Hate When You Forget Your Twitter Password So Hawaii Keeps Bracing for an Incoming Missile

Is my Twitter password “HowardDeanLuvva420" or “HowardDeanLuvva69?” Ha ha, hi, I’m Joanna Rothkopf. Don’t you hate when you forget the password to your various social media accounts, making it physically impossible for you to clarify to your state whether or not it should be bracing for an incoming ballistic missile…