Roy Moore Continues to Not Take No for an Answer, Files Last-Minute Voter Fraud Complaint [UPDATED]

On Wednesday night, just hours before Alabama officials plan to certify the results of the election he miraculously lost, failed Senate candidate Roy Moore has sued to block the state from certifying Doug Jones as the winner, citing “election fraud.” He would like a voter fraud investigation, Jones’s certification…

Did You Hear the One Where Steve Mnuchin Gets a Box of Literal Horse Shit for Christmas

Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin’s Los Angeles home received a “suspicious package” on Saturday night that—after extensive investigation by police, the LAPD bomb squad, and the Secret Service—ended up just being a box containing horse manure. It was signed “the American people,” and while I always appreciate it when…

Trump Claims He Saved 'Merry Christmas' in Deranged Tweet 

Not that the President tweeting while deranged is anything new, but during predetermined occasions for momentous reflection and (hopefully) work-stoppage—also known as “holidays”—I find it’s useful to remind one’s friends, families, and self that Donald Trump still holds court, and that’s a noxious disgrace that…

Pentagon Outlines Policy Allowing Transgender People to Enlist According to Preferred Gender

Weeks after federal judges halted Donald Trump’s proposed ban on transgender service members, the Pentagon has released a seven-page guide detailing how to recruit and enlist transgender individuals and stresses that “[e]very applicant will be treated with dignity and respect.” Per court order, the department will …