A Slightly Annotated Version of Melania's Covid Statement

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Melania Trump felt it necessary to release her own statement about her covid ordeal, which was missing a few things—like say, any mention of the importance of masks?! Ergo, I annotated it with what I believe Melania meant to say but couldn’t get past the censors. My additions are in bold.

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It was two weeks ago when I received the diagnosis that so many Americans across our country and the world had already received—I tested positive for COVID-19. To make matters worse, my husband, and our nation’s Commander-in-Chief, received the same news. Given our open disdain of masks, I can’t say I was surprised, but that doesn’t mean I won’t pretend this came as a shock.

Naturally my mind went immediately to our son. To our great relief he tested negative, but again, as so many parents have thought over the past several months, I couldn’t help but think “what about tomorrow or the next day?”. My fear came true when he was tested again and it came up positive. Luckily he is a strong teenager and exhibited no symptoms, unlike those weak 216,000 Americans who have died on my husband’s watch so far. In one way I was glad the three of us went through this at the same time so we could take care of one another and spend time together, which was incredibly unpleasant, tbh. Have you met my husband? God, what a horse’s ass. I’m glad I almost never see him. He [my son] has since tested negative.

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I was very fortunate as my diagnosis came with minimal symptoms, though they hit me all at once and it seemed to be a roller coaster of symptoms in the days after. I experienced body aches, a cough and headaches, and felt extremely tired most of the time. I chose to go a more natural route in terms of medicine, opting more for vitamins and healthy food, which I am unconcerned about whether others have access to. We had wonderful caretakers around us and we will be forever grateful for the medical care and professional discretion we received from Dr. Conley and his team. It was an unfamiliar feeling for me to be the patient instead of a person trying to encourage our nation to stay healthy and safe by wearing a mask only sometimes. It was me being taken care of now, and getting first-hand experience with all that COVID-19 can do. As the patient, and the person benefitting from so much medical support, I found myself even more grateful and in awe of caretakers and first responders everywhere. To the medical staff and the residence staff who have been taking care of our family—thank you doesn’t say enough. Still, my family will continue to flout public safety recommendations and gather indoors without masks, because, as I’ve said before: “I really don’t care, do u?”

Recovering from an illness gives you a lot of time to reflect. When my husband was taken to Walter Reed as a precaution, I spent much of my time reflecting on my family. I also thought about the hundreds of thousands of people across our country who have been impacted by this illness that infects people with no discrimination, minus those who can access first-class care, like me. We are in unprecedented times—and with the election fast approaching, it has been easy to get caught up in so much negative energy.

It also cheered me to think of all the people I have met across our country and the world—and the goodness and compassion that exists if you seek it out, by which I mean turn a blind eye to the rampant death and destruction my husband’s “policies” have wrought. Our country has overcome many hardships and much adversity, and it is my hope COVID-19 will be another obstacle we will be able to tell future generations we overcame—and learned from in the process. Please stop laughing, I am almost finished.

I encourage everyone to continue to live the healthiest life they can. A balanced diet, fresh air, and vitamins really are vital to keep our bodies healthy. Oh, you live in a food desert or near a pollution source? Please ignore this part, for you’re expendable and this doesn’t apply to you. For your complete well-being, compassion and humility are just as important in keeping our minds strong. For me personally, the most impactful part of my recovery was the opportunity to reflect on many things—family, friendships, my work, and staying true to who you are. You will notice that my reflections never include panicking over how to pay my medical bills, or make up the money I lost while I was out of work sick.

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I am happy to report that I have tested negative and hope to resume my duties as soon as I can, whatever those are. Along with this good news, I want people to know that I understand just how fortunate my family is to have received the kind of care that we did. If you are sick, or if you have a loved one who is sick—I am thinking of you and will be thinking of you every day, particularly how glad I am that I am not you. I pray for our country and I pray for everyone who is grappling with COVID-19 and any other illnesses or challenges. Please understand that prayers are the extent of the help you will receive from anyone in my family.

Thank you to everyone who reached out, and offered well wishes and prayers for our family. You remain in ours as well. Good luck, motherfuckers!

Night blogger at Jezebel

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Please everyone, please vote these people out with a whopping landslide.