Melania's Snow Day

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It snowed in Washington, D.C. this weekend, and all Donald Trump wanted, as he gazed out at the winter wonderland before him, was for all of us to see what he saw. But how?


Holding a device in his child-sized hands that is not only a device connected to the internet but is also in possession of a camera, he tweeted his wish out to the world:


Six minutes later, Melania had an epiphany: 

Both tweets were then reshared by the official White House Twitter account, thus ending this epic saga of a man and his wife and the view from where they live. Bad winter truly has begun.

Senior reporter, Jezebel

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All of the “Gee willikers...Looky at the purty snow. Makes me all humble,” doesn’t even BEGIN to make up for his racist bullshit.

Like the one from a mere 12 hours ago.

In the meantime, here’s a picture of the snow in DC completely unpolluted by corruption, venality, and hate.