So This Is What Happens When Oprah Knocks On Your Door

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Let’s say it’s a Thursday morning, perhaps even Thursday afternoon. You’re sitting at home minding your own business—working, watching Maury, mindlessly scrolling through the account of some Instagram badie you follow for whatever reason—when suddenly there’s a knock at your door. You’re not expecting a package, so you brace yourself, take a breath, open it and—guess what it’s Oprah fucking Winfrey dressed like Cate fucking Blanchett in Oceans 8!!!


Oprah surprised a Georgia woman today while canvassing door-to-door for Democratic gubernatorial candidate, Stacey Abrams. Frankly, she handled this situation better than any of us at Jezebel would have. Congrats on staying upright!

Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.

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They have Michael B. Jordan out there knocking on doors to. I would completely freak out in the best most embarrassing way if either of them came to my door. I would probably be noticeably drooling if it were Michael B. Jordan