An edible bust of Donald Trump, complete with very thick hair, was wheeled towards Trump Tower today before reportedly being removed by security, possibly due to the under-eye bags, or anticipated slicing difficulties, or the cake’s overall vibe of pee-pants terror?


Or perhaps it was German chocolate?

UPDATE: Recent reports suggest the cake was not removed, but was in fact a gift from Donald Jr. Best of luck to him.

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That cake is way more attractive than trump, and not just because it’s cake.

Although it does, appropriately, have a very resigned look of terror in its eyes.