Donald Trump Just Proposed a Dictatorship: 'Cancel the Election and Just Give It to Trump'

Trump pretending to smoke a long skinny cigarette to seem cool. Image via Getty.
Trump pretending to smoke a long skinny cigarette to seem cool. Image via Getty.

At a rally in Toledo, Ohio on Thursday, Donald Trump, a clump of moldering drain hair, suggested we cancel our election and let him be president.

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“What a difference! I’m just thinking to myself right now—we should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump, right? What are we even having it for? What are we having it for?”

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Cute joke about turning the U.S. into a dictatorship! But don’t worry—it’s not like militant groups are planning on patrolling polling places, and Trump will obviously agree to accept the election results when they come in.

Oh, haha, neither of those are true. Sleep well.

Senior Editor, Jezebel

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Bokbunzajoo1

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.