Donald Trump, a soggy cracker spread with spoiled shrimp compote, said and sniffed more crazy things at the debate on Monday than can be summed up in this opening sentence. Towards the end, after a long gurgling hork about Hillary Clinton’s “temperament,” she reminded him that actually he had been talking about her looks, not her personality. He loves talking about women’s looks.
Clinton brought up the specific case of Miss Universe winner Alicia Machado, who says Trump called her “Miss Piggy” and “Miss Housekeeping.” Machado has also said her experience with the Miss Universe pageant precipitated her eating disorder. Around this point Trump started yelling that he only called Rosie O’Donnell names, but she deserved it.