Okay, it’s so annoying how there are like five different Halloween parties I have to go to, and I have to come up for a different costume for all of them, and one of them is all the way over in freaking Iowa but I feel like only a few people are going to show up and Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul will definitely be upset if I’m not there—are you guys going to go?

What time do you think you’ll get there? Do you want to maybe pregame before, or something? And then if it’s awkward, we can just share an Uber back to Brooklyn?

Can someone help me come up with a costume idea?!?!?


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