“I have only said like 1000 times I will be a private citizen in January,” failed Republican presidential candidate and agitated ninth grader Marco Rubio tweeted approximately one month ago, in response to a Washington Post story that suggested he was unsure about his political future. On Wednesday, the Washington Post reported that Rubio is getting ready to announce his Senate reelection bid. To be fair, his hormones are all over the place.
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