Kenneth from Iowa is the nation’s most dedicated voter. We should all be more like Kenneth.
On Monday, amidst a remorseless snow storm that caused a number of presidential candidates to cancel their plans, Kenneth and Martin O’Malley both made their way to Tama, Iowa, to participate in the United States’ political process. That evening, they would be the only ones.
“The very last event of the night, we actually had a whopping total of one person show up, but by God, he was glad to see me,” said the Democratic back-runner on Morning Joe. “So we spent the time with him.”
Kenneth, a man of unprecedented sturdiness, reportedly wanted “to see the whole campaign play out” before agreeing to support O’Malley.
“I wasn’t surprised that he wasn’t committed,” O’Malley said. “But I was glad he took the time to come out in the snow to see me. We almost canceled that event but we were out there anyway, so we plowed through.”
Do you know Kenneth? I want him to be my life coach.
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