Melania Trump Memorializes Her First Year as FLOTUS With Some Dude

After a year as First Lady, Melania Trump has enjoyed meeting lots of new people!

Different people. Branching out. Making acquaintances. This person looks nice. What’s his deal? This is a good photograph because she’s smiling in it.

Incidentally, her husband is having a bad day with the pieces of ass women. He has been frantically cajoling the droves of women who came out to say they hate him today, even though yesterday he supported women’s right to not have abortions, apparently overcoming his stated view that women get fat and ugly after having babies. The government shut down today, and his party is cynically, unironically presenting it as a child hostage situation.