You know what’s bad? When you are so numb to the fact that a pair of chapped lips superglued to a hairball is running for president that you don’t even find it all that weird, at first, that his daughter Ivanka is going around clarifying that said hairball does not “grope” people. But it is weird! America, let us never forget that this is weird.
The Trump clan remains up in arms over a recent New York Times story that drew on over 50 interviews with dozens of women who’d interacted with Trump—one of whom claimed that Donald Trump groped her under the table in the early ‘90s. According to Ivanka Trump, who would have been between 9 and 14 years old at the time, this is not accurate.