Ivanka Trump, the normal one, spent the day before the debate as any child of a politician might—she flew to St. Louis, posted a picture on Instagram and favorited a Huffington Post tweet about her father giving the go-ahead on calling her a “piece of ass.”

She really did!

Hard to say for sure, but it probably didn’t not contribute to her and Tiffany’s decision to rebuff their father’s embrace after the debate...