During Monday evening’s 90 minute long exercise in super-human patience—I would trust every one of us on a mission to a galaxy hundreds of millions of lightyears away—we witnessed personified melanoma Donald Trump spew a number of lies, many of which went uninterrupted by moderator Lester Holt.

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton displayed a practiced serenity, acquired over decades of listening patiently to men who are sure they’re better informed than she is.

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