Ha, yes, wow, absolutely the right man at the right time: former President George W. Bush will be campaigning next week for never-going-to-be President Jeb Bush. Because if anybody’s going to turn this thing around, it’s the guy who left office with the lowest approval rating of all time.

Per CNN, George W. will be leaving his busy, years-long cat-painting spree to head out next week to appear with Jeb at a campaign rally in North Charleston, South Carolina. He also made a campaign ad for his bro, in which he declares, “I know Jeb.” Yeah?

Happy birthday to Jeb and his wonderful judgment!


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The Bush boys circa 2006 at the White House. Photo via AP Images