On Wednesday, Ted Cruz had something to say
The election wasn’t going his way.
He summoned her from a twilight sleep,
Carly Fiorina would be his veep.

To show she was motherly and kind,
A tune that’ll send chills down your spine.
It will haunt your dreams, live under your bed,
Will drill its way into your head.

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If you have ears, please shut them quick,
It will make a healthy person sick.
A song so chilling should not exist
Clutch onto your Bibles, it goes like this:

I know two girls that I just adore
I’m so happy I can see them more
‘Cause we travel on the bus all day
We get to play, we get to play!

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Video via CNN & Warner Bros, edited by Bobby Finger.