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On what was arguably the most important day of Donald J. Trump’s life, a day he knew ahead of time would be documented by dozens of news outlets down to the millisecond, the luxurious new President decided to wear scotch tape on his ill-fitting tie, an apparently regular style decision for him.

This man, it must be noted, has an eponymous line of ties. He has not divested ownership of that, either.