Monday evening’s Iowa caucuses separated the potential winners from the definite losers, and Carly Fiorina was not happy with the group in which she was forcibly placed.
She won 1.9 percent of the votes in the state, earning her a cool zero delegates at the national convention, and solidifying her position as one of those six Republican candidates who is wasting everyone’s time. (John Kasich, Mike Huckabee, Chris Christie, Rick Santorum, and Jim Gilmore also received less than two percent, which Huck responsibly took as his cue to bow out.)
Fiorina did not drop out, nor did she face her handful of Iowa supporters to say, “Thank you,” and “Sorry.” Instead, she ditched her party, according to WHOhd reporter Roger Riley, creating the devastating scene below:
And headed straight to New Hampshire without acknowledging that the caucuses ever happened!
“Me? Sad?” she likely asked herself in the bathroom mirror on her plane, smiling an icy, joyless smile. “Why would I be sad?”
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