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New audio reveals Donald Trump’s secret formula for what makes a woman good in bed.

It’s being emotionally damaged. :)

From a 2004 conversation transcribed by My Fox 8 between two men—who, as far as I know, are not currently on any kind of registry, but maybe should be—about Lindsay Lohan, who was, at that time, a teenager:

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“Now does the father wreck, does that bother you a little bit?” Trump asked later in the conversation.

“Howard feels that the father being a wreck is a good thing,” interjected co-host Robin Quivers.

“Oh yeah, because first of all, if the father’s a wreck like the way he is–” Stern said.

“Right,” said Trump.

“Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern.

“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Trump said. “She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?”

Donald Trump: deeply troubled, probably bad in bed.